Controversial podcaster Andrew Kibe has once again declared that he will never marry again unless the bride is the daughter of the world’s richest man, telling his YouTube subscribers during a live Monday night roast session that he is perfectly content “hitting punani in freelance mode” for the rest of his life.
The former Kiss FM presenter, who divorced his wife of over ten years in 2018 and has since built a brand around brutal relationship commentary, went viral after dropping the bombshell statement at the 27-minute mark of his latest “Kibe After Dark” episode.
“I will never marry again. It will never happen. Unless it’s the daughter of the richest man in the world. Then maybe we can talk. Otherwise, I’m good. I will continue hitting punani in freelance mode. No contracts, no headaches, no alimony,” he said while sipping a Tusker and scrolling through Instagram DMs on screen.
The clip exploded across TikTok and X within hours, later spawning thousands of reaction videos. Women’s rights activist Caroline Mutoko called it “the most honest thing any Kenyan man has said in 2025.”
Kibe doubled down in a follow-up Instagram story on Tuesday morning, posting a photo of Elon Musk’s daughter Vivian Jenna Wilson with the caption “Waiting for my future wife to turn 21.”
He later clarified he was joking about the specific person but serious about the wealth requirement. “I’m not saying I need money to survive. I’m saying if I’m signing my freedom away again, the return on investment must be generational wealth. Simple mathematics,” he explained.
The 47-year-old, whose net worth is estimated at Ksh18 million from YouTube monetisation, brand deals and his Rogue Kings merchandise line, says his divorce taught him that marriage in modern Kenya is “a losing business for men”. He regularly tells male fans to avoid weddings unless the woman brings “land in Karen, shares in Safaricom, or a passport from a first-world country.”
Women have not taken the comments lying down. Popular TikTokers stitched his clip with themselves laughing hysterically before one saying, “Bro is 47 talking about hitting punani like he’s 25. The punani is tired of you too; relax.”
Relationship therapist Maryanne Kariuki once said, While extreme, it reflects a growing fatigue among high-earning Kenyan men who feel marriage offers little upside. “Divorce courts are crowded with men who built with their wives from zero only to lose half their empire. Kibe is just saying the quiet part out loud,” she noted.
Love him or hate him, Andrew Kibe has once again proven he can turn a personal dating preference into a national conversation. For now, the self-proclaimed Alpha Male remains proudly unmarried, unapologetic, and very much in freelance mode.
